I'm going to be unreachable until Monday 7th July as I'll (and I say this with both excitement and sheer terror) be attending an author signing event in Scotland.
Remind myself not to curse like a sailor. Check.
Attempt to put a stranglehold on my faulty mind-to-mouth filter. Check.
Remember that not everyone appreciates sarcasm. Check.
Order myself not to hide under the table out of the pressure of needing to appear normal. Check.
Maybe I'm being a little advantageous here.
Take care, S :)